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definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

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illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

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call-me-dash: portablegaytardis: xandorasbox: goatkult: ceorfaex: tothedeathsheadtrue: whiskey-wolf: And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword. Suck it, katana HAH! suck my fuckin’ diiiick Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes thoKatanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armourA katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about ^That. this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank. Now /that’s/ a metaphor
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ceorfaex:

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whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.

Now /that’s/ a metaphor

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